World’s Smallest Cock Tee – Confidence Comes in All Sizes 🐓
Own it. Flaunt it. Laugh about it. The “World’s Smallest Cock” tee is the ultimate power move in self-awareness, sarcasm, and not taking life (or yourself) too seriously.
Made from super-soft, shrink-proof cotton (unlike... well, you know), this shirt is perfect for parties, awkward Tinder dates, or just casually humiliating yourself in style.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughter, second glances, and a suspicious amount of attention.
Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes the back and prevents stretching. - Knitted in one piece to reduce fabric waste and enhance attractiveness. - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape for lasting wear. - Soft, smooth fabric perfect for vibrant printing. - Ethically sourced cotton and certified for safety and quality.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
