Who Ate All the Pussy? Tee – A Question for the Ages 🕵️♂️🍽️
The scene: suspiciously satisfied. The mood: investigative. The “Who Ate All the Pussy?” tee is for the curious, the generous, and the criminally committed to cunnilingus. Whether you're the prime suspect or just trying to solve the case, this shirt is evidence you’ve got priorities—and taste.
Made from 100% soft cotton and 0% shame, it's perfect for the bedroom, the bar, or loudly disappointing your grandma at brunch.
Because someone’s gotta do it—and they probably deserve a medal.
Product features - Made from strong, smooth fabric suitable for printing - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape - Comfortable classic fit with a neat crew neckline - No side seams for a more attractive look - Ethically produced with 100% US cotton, certified for safety and quality
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
