Spread Cheeks Not Hate Tee – Equality, But Make It Nasty 🍑✌️
This one’s for the lovers, not the haters—and maybe also for the deeply unserious. The “Spread Cheeks Not Hate” tee is the perfect mix of body-positive, sex-positive, and chaos-positive energy. It’s peace, love, and a whole lot of booty.
Made from soft, guilt-free cotton, this shirt is perfect for protest marches, or just making strangers do a double take at Starbucks.
Because if you’re gonna open anything—make it your mind. Or your ass. We don’t judge.
Product features - Made from 100% cotton for comfort and durability - Seamless design reduces fabric waste making it eco-friendly - Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape over time - Features a classic fit perfect for any occasion - Ethically produced with US cotton, certified for safety
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
