I Don’t Need Fun to Have Alcohol Tee – Drink First, Enjoy Never
Who says you need a party to crack open a cold one? This tee is for the realists, the seasoned drinkers, and the ones who know that sometimes vibes are optional—but vodka isn’t.
The “I Don’t Need Fun to Have Alcohol” shirt is made from soft, high-quality cotton to keep you comfy while you sip, sulk, or silently judge everyone else at the bar. Ironic? Depressing? A little too real? Yes.
Pairs well with deadpan humor, solo shots, and zero expectations.
Product features - Shoulder tape for added stability and durability - No side seams for a sleek and attractive appearance - Ribbed knit collar retains shape and elasticity - Made from strong, smooth fabric, ideal for printing - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton for a sustainable choice
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
