I Went to an Orgy and All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt Tee – Zero Regrets, One T-Shirt
You showed up. You participated (or didn't—we don’t judge). And now you have the only souvenir that matters: this ridiculously soft, mildly disappointing t-shirt. The “I Went to an Orgy and All I Got Was This Stupid Shirt” tee is equal parts sarcasm, flex, and walk-of-shame chic.
Perfect for brunch the morning after, awkward family functions, or casually destroying small talk. Wear it like a badge of (some kind of) honor.
Because memories fade—but cotton lasts forever.
Product features - Shoulder tape for added durability and comfort. - Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance. - Elastic ribbed collar retains shape for lasting wear. - Made with strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints. - Ethically sourced 100% US cotton ensures quality and sustainability.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
