This one’s not for the faint of heart—or the sober curious. The “Do Not Narcan Me” tee is a bold, controversial statement piece for those deep in their villain arc, skating the line between satire and social commentary.
Made from premium cotton with a fit that’s dangerously comfortable, it’s the kind of shirt that guarantees double takes, awkward laughs, and maybe a wellness check. Perfect for late-night parties, underground scenes, or just pushing buttons on a Tuesday.
Disclaimer: This shirt is a joke. Take care of yourself, fr.
Product features - Shoulder tape for durability and comfort - Seamless design to reduce fabric waste - Elastic ribbed collar maintains shape - Produced with strong, smooth fabric ideal for printing - Ethically sourced cotton for sustainability
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
