I Don’t Need Sex, Life F*s Me Every Day Tee – Raw, Real, Relatable**
Who needs intimacy when the universe is already raw-dogging your existence? This brutally honest tee says what we're all thinking on our worst (or most sarcastic) days: “I Don’t Need Sex, Life F*s Me Every Day.”**
Crafted from ultra-soft cotton to cushion the daily emotional beatdown, it’s perfect for anyone surviving on spite, caffeine, and a sense of humor darker than your search history. Wear it to work, therapy, or wherever your last shred of sanity gave out.
Warning: May attract eye rolls, knowing nods, and existential conversations.
Product features - Shoulder tape for added durability - Seamless design reduces fabric waste - Ribbed knit collar retains its shape - 100% ethically sourced cotton fabric - Classic fit for casual to semi-formal occasions
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
