I’m a Virgin (But This Is an Old Shirt) Tee – Past Tense, Present Chaos
Talk about a timeline plot twist. The “I’m a Virgin (But This Is an Old Shirt)” tee is for those who’ve had a character arc and aren’t afraid to wear the receipts. It’s awkward, hilarious, and weirdly nostalgic.
Made from soft, worn-in cotton (just like you), this shirt is the ultimate icebreaker for parties, brunches, or confusing Tinder dates. It’s giving "used to be pure, now I just vibe."
Warning: May cause double takes, smirks, and “so what happened?” conversations.
Product features - Structured shoulder tape for stability - Seamless tubular knit design reduces waste - Elastic neck collar shape retention - Made with sustainable, high-quality cotton - Ethically produced with safety certification
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
