Girl Beats Me Flatbill

"My Girlfriend Beats Me" Hat – Love Hurts, Apparently 🥊💔

Sure, you could talk about your relationship issues in therapy… or you could wear the "My Girlfriend Beats Me" Hatand let your headgear do the trauma-dumping for you. Equal parts concerning and hilarious, this flat bill is perfect for the emotionally resilient, the chronically unserious, or anyone who likes their love a little violent (consensually or otherwise).

Ideal for starting awkward conversations, confusing strangers, and making your friends question everything. Wear it proudly — and maybe with sunglasses, just in case.

Product Features

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool (fiber content may vary by color)

• Adjustable plastic snap closure for a custom fit

• Classic brand sticker on the visor — peel it or flex it

• Sewn-in label for a finished look

• Decorated using high-quality embroidery for bold, lasting designs

Care Instructions

• Hand wash only

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron

• Do not tumble dry

• Spot clean with a damp cloth as needed