My Girlfriend Beats Me Tee – And Honestly? I Probably Deserve It 💅
She’s tiny, terrifying, and throws hands like a Final Boss. The “My Girlfriend Beats Me” tee is for all the brave souls dating women with rage issues, fast reflexes, or just a wicked sense of humor. It’s not abuse—it’s love. Aggressive, chaotic love.
Crafted from 100% soft cotton (so it’s at least your shirt that’s comfy), this tee is perfect for couple selfies, awkward family dinners, or warning other men before it’s too late.
Because love hurts. And so do flip-flops.
Product features - Shoulder tape to prevent stretching and stabilize the back of the garment - Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance - Elastic ribbed knit collar retains its shape for long-lasting wear - Crafted from specially spun cotton fibers for strength and smoothness - Ethically made with certified safety and quality standards
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
