FBI: Female Body Inspector Tee – Serving Justice & Questionable Vibes 🕶️
You’ve seen it on gas station keychains and your uncle’s Facebook cover photo—now it’s back, ironically hotter than ever. The “FBI: Female Body Inspector” tee is the ultimate throwback to simpler times, when pickup lines were bad and graphic tees were worse.
Made from 100% soft cotton and 0% actual government authority, this shirt is perfect for bars, beach days, bachelor parties, or just harassing your friends with nostalgia-fueled chaos.
Warning: May cause dad-level jokes, finger guns, and unsolicited winks.
Product features - Shoulder tape stabilizes seams for added comfort. - Tubular knit design minimizes fabric waste. - Elastic ribbed collar retains shape over time. - Durable fabric perfect for vibrant prints. - Suitable for adults, made from ethically sourced cotton.
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
