I Am Afraid of Women Tee – Certified Lover (of Fear)
Let’s be honest—you weren’t built for eye contact and confidence. This shirt says what your nervous laughter and avoidance already scream: “I Am Afraid of Women.” It’s painfully relatable, wildly funny, and surprisingly stylish.
Soft, breathable cotton makes it comfortable enough for even the sweatiest social situations. Whether you’re dodging DMs, ghosting your crush, or just embracing the anxiety, this tee’s your emotional support garment.
For the brave… or the chronically intimidated.
Product features - Shoulder tape for stability and comfort - Seamless design reduces fabric waste - Highly elastic ribbed knit collar - Soft, strong fabric perfect for printing - Ethically produced with US-grown cotton
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
