Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive, or Blonde Tee – High Risk, Higher Standards 💅💸
Criminal behavior? Check. Designer taste? Absolutely. A devastating weakness for pretty people with platinum hair? Guilty. The “Everything I Love Is Illegal, Expensive, or Blonde” tee is for the dangerously delusional, financially irresponsible, and emotionally unavailable queens who know exactly what they want—and it’s probably a felony.
Crafted from soft, luxurious-feeling cotton (but like, the broke version of luxury), this shirt pairs perfectly with red flags, fast cars, and champagne you didn’t pay for.
Because love isn’t blind—it’s just bougie and bad at decision-making.
Product features - Shoulder tape for added stability and durability - Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances appearance - Elastic ribbed collar retains its shape - High-quality fabric ideal for printing with a unique texture - Comfy, classic fit for versatile wear
Care instructions - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Do not iron - Do not dryclean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Tumble dry: low heat
