Autism Powered Flatbill

"Autism Powered Fuck Machine" Hat – Built Different, Fucks Better 🤖💦

Not everyone runs on default settings. Some of us are clocked at genius-level weird, hyperfocused on pleasure, and fully optimized for chaotic good. The "Autism Powered Fuck Machine" Hat is for the neurodivergent destroyers of back walls, boundaries, and boring small talk.

Whether you're stimming or just stimulating, this cap sends one message: sensory overload, but make it horny. Engineered for those who feel too much, think too fast, and fuck with purpose.

Flat-brimmed, loud as hell, and made for the kind of brains that come pre-installed with both emotional depth and beast mode. Throw on the "Autism Powered Fuck Machine" Hat and let the world know — you’re running a different firmware, and it slaps.

Product Features

• 80% acrylic, 20% wool (fiber content may vary by color)

• Adjustable plastic snap closure for a custom fit

• Classic brand sticker on the visor — peel it or flex it

• Sewn-in label for a finished look

• Decorated using high-quality embroidery for bold, lasting designs

Care Instructions

• Hand wash only

• Do not bleach

• Do not iron

• Do not tumble dry

• Spot clean with a damp cloth as needed